My Ways

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Acidic Chlorine!

Well I came to St. George with Tyler's family and its nice and fun and all but the thing that is just HORRIBLE and makes me want to rip my hair out is the pool.

I love to swim! Its relaxing and I can tread water for over 30 min. so naturally I would want to spend a lot of time at the pool. Well I do...there is just one little problem. THE CHLORINE! Now normally chlorine doesn't really bother me, but this isn't normal chlorine. It stings and burns and if you get the tiniest drop of water up your nose, in your mouth, or in your eye you are screaming for the rest of the day! We think they put acid in the chlorine. So while everyone runs down to go to the pool I am hesitant because I hate the chlorine.

So I am passing the time in whatever way possible while they all destroy themselves in the pool of acid...which isn't the top of the totem pole of fun.

The greatest T.V station we have at the condo is G4. For those of you who don't know that G4 is a T.V station it's kinda better you don't unless you like shows about video games and the Japanese version of Wipe Out with a whole lotta Cops episodes in between. Now that's my kind of channel!

So whenever we are in the condo chilling G4 is always on...no complaints there, but when you are the only one here and you don't care for the video games they are talking about its kinda boring...BUT I AM NOT GOING TO THAT POOL!

The first night here my and Tyler were laying out on the patio and we decided to call some girls at 11:30 at night. Reasonably no one answered so we left a lot of voice mails and made the game voice mail tag. The purpose is not to try and call the person but to leave a voice mail and say something funny. It's a fun thing to do at 11:30 at night and all of the cute girls are asleep.

So we have been leaving a bunch of voice mails to cute girls, but they aren't leaving any back.

Speaking of calling girls TYLER was talking to Lyssa for FOREVER last night. It started out as ''hey lets call a bunch of girls again" and ended as "hey Nate this is taking forever so lets go watch G4 while Tyler talks for another 1/2 hour before finally ending a call that wasn't suppose to last very long". Now I would have been talking to girls on my phone but I had a block on my phone that makes it so I can't talk or text after 11...which makes the nights here really boring when Tyler is talking for a hour and a lame episode of Cops is on.

Oh well tonight will be cooler.

All and all its been fun here in St. George with Tyler and Nate...if only we had cute girls here...eh we can have Nate find some vacationing babes that he can SNOG with while me and Tyler call some people, its a win win win situation!

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Well...hmm

I honestly have no clue what to talk about...and its time for an update.

Nothing happened this week.

OK well things did happen but nothing that is HUGE and I could write a neat post about. The biggest thing was White and Nerd Rage

That is the video me and Tyler made.

We were just sitting there and he said "Lets film the white and nerdy video" so we just get up grab my camera and go. All in all it took around 4 hours of not knowing what to do and losing our first edit due to my computer freezing. In the end it turned out pretty well besides the fact we didn't want to finish the song completely and the "bloopers" are longer than the actual video, but its good for the first time ever doing something like that.

I bet with a plan, time, dedication, willing people, time, plans, ideas, time, places, and time I could make a pretty epic movie! I say I because generally I am going to film/produce/direct/edit and put the most TIME into the video.

I am split between making fan made music videos (which is easy it just can take a while especially to edit) or write out a script of sorts and just come up with a funny idea for something (which coming up with the idea and making a cool script is the hard part). So that's what I gotta think of doing. I already have 1 music video under my belt, next I will probably try a scripted thing to compare.

Well...

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

You've Been Quoted 3

You know the rules. No space between em they go together, space between they are separate. No specific order! (A lot of these ya had to be there)

"SHUT UP NATE YOU AREN'T EVEN MORMON!" Me

"All Marriages have their rough patches...ours just started really soon" Me

"For a guy who can't even date you sure move fast" Dad

"WE ARE STRANDED AT THE MALL!" Amy

"Wait I thought you were Catholic?" Nate
"I am" Courtney
"What spirit are you getting? The spirit of the Devil?" Nate
"OH NATE! NOOO! That was low man" Me

"Dude that key hurt" Me
"Even if I didn't use a key I still would have used my nail" Tyler

"I WANT MY OWN 'ABC' GUM!" Danny

"Guys I just peed in my undies!" Tyler D.

"YOU COME INTO MY TENT, DROP A PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD IN IT, AND JUST LEAVE?!?! NOW ITS SMASHED ALL OVER MY SLEEPING BAG!" Me

"Where were you?" Corry C.
"I fell asleep in the Griffin's car" Me
"How long were you in there" Corry C.
"I don't know...I went in there right after breakfast" Me
"You were asleep for TWO hours!" Sister Smed
"Wow...where is everyone else?" Me
"They went on a hike. Funny how no one noticed you were gone" Corry C.

"Eh I don't feel like going to Church" Me
"We go to get in the mood" Mom
"uuuhhh..." Me
"NOT LIKE THAT! To get in the mood to go to Church. I'm telling your dad!" Mom

"You don't know what snuck out is?" Paige
"I thought you said sucked out" Me

"See, James gets me" Me

"My life story 'Tyler you're awesome...but Nate is SOO hot!'" Tyler

"While you're down there..." Jake

"Good huss?" Tyler
"No" Me
"Ten bucks for Lyssa?" Tyler
"Nope. Only Carley" Me
"But I/You won't see her until school starts" Both

"I was laying in bed thinking 'I miss Tyler...and Jason'" Lyssa
"See I only heard 'I miss Tyler'" Tyler
"No! I said Jason too" Lyssa
"No I heard only Tyler too" Me
"Well I said you" Lyssa
"Ya you said him as an after thought" Tyler
"YES AN AFTER THOUGHT! WHAT NOW!" Me

"Dude Zelda is like 1,000 times better than WoW" Lyssa

"In one year I get to date" Lyssa
"Oh so you look at Jason when you say that?" Tyler
"WOO! See being an after thought pays off!!!" Me

"Would you go on a double date with me if Nate came?" Tyler
"No...but if Jason or James was there I would" Lyssa
"WOO! Being an after thought RULES!" Me

"I am like Double her mass and Double her height" Tyler D.
"Well...Double her mass ya" Me

"So when he gets back from his mission I will be 18!" Lyssa

"Do you know where I live" Me
"Nope...Darn I guess I can't come" Paige (still don't get why that's a reason...)

"Is her last name Squeegee?" Dad

"Tyler spilled a huge glob of frosting on the floor" Me
"Ya it looks like my diarrhea" Tyler D

"Being the only girl rocks!" Lyssa

"How do you know Tyler" Lyssa
"He is my cousin" Tyler D's cousin
"I see the resemblance" Lyssa
"REALLY? I don't" Tyler D's cousin
"He is Mexican and I am white" Tyler D

"Ahhh stupid red bar" Me

"We took a vote and accept Amy into the family" Dad

"IDK...I didn't even do it and I still got 50%. So I got an A in that class" Me
"I did it and I got a B in there" Tyler D.
(It was a 400 point assignment)

"How much was the camera" Tyler D.
"$350" Me
"WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A MOTOR SCOOTER!?!?" Tyler D.

YC/HC

Youth Conference...what can I say about it.

If you said "Jason describe YC in 1 word" I would say "SUCKED!"! In 2 I would say "Sucked Massive" or "Really Sucked" and in 3 I would say "Really Sucked Massive".

Those are days of my life I am NEVER getting back! I could have been doing something fun with my friends but nooooo, I had to get rained on!

That is all I have to say about YC.

Onto something else.

I always wonder "how many people ACTUALLY read my blog". Sure I have those 6 (it was 7 but someone stopped following me =/ ) Followers but I think more people other than my parents read this. So I am doing a "Head Count" of all the people that read my blog.

If you wouldn't mind helping my I would enjoy if you left a comment on this post. You can say anything from "Jason you are sooo hot and I so wanna date you" to "Jason you fail and don't deserve to live so I hope ninja assassins destroy you". You can leave your name or anything. Please 1 comment per person so I can have an accurate count. You can also be extremely DUMB and not comment because I know there are going to be people like that.

It is easy to comment. Just hit "leave a comment" or whatever button it is, a screen pops up, type your comment, hit anonymous person or whatever button falls under your liking, and then type in the secret message thingy that they give you and bada bing bada boom!

This is just so I know how many people I am writing to and if I should continue this blog.

SAVE THE BLOG! LEAVE A COMMENT!

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Goodbye Fairfield

As of Friday at about 1 pm I officially left Fairfield and became a Layton Lancer!...odd.

My feelings? It feels like I am in one long weird dream and not much has sunken in yet. Oh how I fear that moment when everything hits me like a ton of bricks that fell out of a cargo plane.

I guess what I hate about going to Layton is that a lot of my friends are going to Davis and I might not ever see them again. Then again most of the friends I was really close to are going to Layton so its not that bad. Plus I will make a lot of new friends so that's cool.

My time at Fairfield was...well it was all over the place. Highs, lows, and everything in between. I learned a lot, not just school wise but social and all that good ol' stuff. Sure I will miss the good times but I am happy to rid myself of all the bad. High school is another fresh start in a person's life...I wonder how many I will get.

Nothing is changing. I have all my peeps, well most, but I have my peeps, I am going to end up sitting in more class rooms, and the walk from class to class will be longer. Nothing is changing.

For people who dwell on the bad and think high school is all different and you can't handle I say to you "put on your big kid pants and suck it up". NOTHING is going to be bad! Sure you might have a crappy date because your 16 and can date now, or you might not like a new teacher, but It's just school and all of that is going to happen...it even happened at Fairfield (not the crappy dates).

I see only good from this. DRIVING! FREEDOM OF DRIVING! DATING! How could this NOT be awesome?!?! This is where the best times of your life are going to be! This is where life starts because Jr. High was a trial run. This is where you can take life by the wheel and direct it where ever you (pardon the language please) DAMN please! This is going to be freakin amazing and don't think otherwise!

I SAY BRING ON HIGH SCHOOL!

LETS DO THIS!

LAYTON LANCERS!

PEACE OUT GIRL-SCOUT!

LOVE  YOU!

Houston. We have a problem!

This is one of those spirit growing experiences...and an odd way of growing my spirit.

Probably the best part of 9th grade Earth Systems class (science for those of you who can't figure it out) is making a rocket and launching it. I had been looking forward to it all year and was WAY excited to do it.

So the time in class to work on it was really fun. Messing around, telling jokes, talking with everyone, and making fun of people's crappy workmanship...which mine was pretty bad too. So for 3 days we worked on them.

Finally the day comes to launch em. My red and black "Tebbs 1" is ready to go. Taped up with Scotch tape and a parachute made out of a Target bag this thing was epic! Erica's fins broke off and she taped em back on...not the best tape work I've seen, but it worked.

So I run out there so I can be first to launch mine off but I soon realized there were 4 launch pads and only 1 launch remote and I put mine on the 4th in Que...great. So Mason's flies WAY over to the elementary soccer fields (which is a pretty far distance if you don't know how the land is set up) and everyone wants theirs to be just as good. Well after a couple of failures it's finally my turn.

THREE...TWO...ONE...BLASTOFF!!!! Blastoff....blast-off?

DANG IT!

My rocket failed to launch.

"Make sure everything is working"...Thanks Cobia...like I didn't try that the first time.

A few adjustments and I'm ready....for a dud again.

New fuse...dud

Adjustments...dud

Different remote...dud

New fuse...dud

Everything you could possibly thing of changing and adjusting, I did.

Well every other rocket had launched and mine has been grounded this whole time. One last adjustment and then Cobia said I had to go in whether it launched or not.

"OK if it doesn't launch this time I am going to blow up"

"Dude I set it up for you. It will fly"

"But if it doesn't I am blaming you"

THREE...TWO...ONE...BLASTOFF!!!...DANG IT!

"Dang it Mason you messed up again!"

I said the quickest prayer I could say...sadly it had no official Opening, thanking, blessing, and closing...it was just "Dear lord please bless this will launch" and I am doing this all while Mason says "Just press it again"

I throw out a quick "amen" and press the button.

BLASTOFF!!! WOO! That thing flew beautiful ans strait!

Right then I yell "THANK THE LORD!" (not meaning to say his name in Vain at all but an actual "thank you")

Just then the clouds clear and the sun comes out.

Everyone noticed the sun that seemed to shine strait down on me.

I run after my rocket happier than a little boy on Christmas. I bring it back and most everyone had gone in by then. Cobia said some joke that I didn't catch and I walk away happy.

First to Que, last to fly.

I honestly don't think it would have gone if I didn't say that prayer, because once I said my somewhat amen it launched.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!