Well here comes another =D
"If John is on the role that's what I'm goin by" Patrick
"Well I'm calling you Patrick" Me
"Ya I have 3 classes that call me John and the rest call me Patrick" Patrick
"That's going to get SO confusing! What happens when you get mixed up?" Me
"....Oh crap...you guys gotta help me remember my name is John" Patrick
"Crap I forgot that ones name" Kenna
"That one is Tyler, my best friend" Me
"Don't let him notice I forgot his name!" Kenna
"I learned another persons name" Kenna
"Oh who's?" Me
"Uh...one sec *walks away then comes back*...Ya Taylor" Kenna
"Are you Randy Jackson Dog?" Rylie (guy)
"What?" Kevyn (girl)
"You keep saying dog like your Randy Jackson" Rylie
"He needs better abs (talking about Justin Beiber)" Kevyn
"He can't have abs...he is fat" Rylie
"I wonder what will happen to him once he goes through puberty" Me
"He has been through puberty" Maycee
"NO he is GOING through puberty" Rylie
"Hey wallaby" Tyler
"Wud up Wombat" Me
"I have so many names" Caden
"Ya Wallaby" Tyler
"Its Wombat" Me
"You're the only one who calls me Wallaby" Caden
"Is it wallaby?" Tyler
"No is wombat" Me
"No I'm pretty sure its wallaby" Tyler
"Dude wombat" Me
"ok...maybe Walumbat" Tyler
"ITS WOMBAT!" Me
"Oh ya...Boise Wombats"
"AAAAAHHHHH" Amy and Court
"Wooo lets all scream like girls!" James
"Ew man. Why are we talking about Butt germs. This lady is GROSS! I don't wanna talk about no Butt germs. Many she is CRAZY! She is starting a conversation about Butt juices now. OH better pull your pants up cause we gunna exchange Butt germs...Do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Not at all" Me
"MAN NOW SHE IS TALKIN ABOUT EATING CRICKETS! What does this lady do to her students? We gunna eat squid?! Ah man that's just gross. Whats next 'Here kids have a scorpion on a stick'? I ain't eatin nuttin...Do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Not really" Brooke
"SHE KEPT A PUPPY IN THAT FREEZER!?!?! MAN THAT IS GROSS! She all havin dead bodies in her freezer. This lady is a FREAK! DEAD CAT? DID SHE JUST SAY DEAD CAT? Ah man I wouldn't be surprised if she had a human in there! She puttin Popsicles by a dead puppy? Why the heck would you freeze a puppy? Did she just say POISON? She is puttin poison by kids lunches?...do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Nope" Morgan
(We were in Science during the first B day and the teacher was telling stories)
"Ok so tell us your name and something fun you did this summer" Bro. Slaughter
"Oh...Hi I'm Trevor...and I'm not a drunk" Trevor
"Any Piano players in here?" Bro. Slaughter
"I can play by ear...but I can't do Hymns" Trevor
"He has 2 ears so he should be pretty good at it" Jordan
"You two look alike" Tyler D.
"They are sisters" Me
"YOU ARE?!" Tyler D.
"Ya they are" Me
"I don't believe that" Tyler D.
"No we are cousins" Shea
"Ya" Kenna
"No" Tyler D.
"Tyler we say this not because you are gullible, but because its the truth" Me
"BUT I AM GULLIBLE!" Tyler D.
"You're Dead!" Caden
"Please tell me your lying" Amy
"Nope" Caden
"HAHA you died by a CHEETO" Me
"I will give ANYONE $10 if you lick Tyler's nipple!" Me
"Hey you aren't complaining" Morgan
"What?" Me
"Usually you are complaining about something" Morgan
"Well I was" Me
"You were but now you stopped" Morgan
"Ok we are going to go to the computer lab and take a test" Mrs. Jensen
"I'm going to start complaining again" Me
"Ok Jake grab the Teddy Bear" Me
"LOL lol" Jake
"Dude that better not be rated R" Me
"Do you think I could be an Underwear Model?" Me
"You have to tell me who!" Erica
"K...Lets just say Ashlyn" Me
"Say me what?" Ashlyn
"What?" Me
"You can't say something and never finish it!" Ashlyn
"I said nothing" Me *walks away*
"JASON WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Ashlyn
"I am playing with you hair now" Me
"SHUT UP JACQUES THAT ISN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!" Me
"Kelsa Marica!" Jessica
"Debetable...wait...wooo...I spelled that WAY wrong" Me
"See when I talk to you you look at me, make that face, raise an eyebrow and look away like I don't notice" Dad
"I'll be back" Me
"Going to check?" Jake
"Yup" Me
"I'll be back too" Jake
"Thanks for leaving me out here alone" Lyssa
"If it helps I was thinking about you the whole time" Me
"Can you get me a drink?" Lyssa
"3 Ice cubes" Me
"What are you talking about" Dad
"We are planning a 31 hour party" Me
"Ok what are you REALLY talking about" Dad
"We are REALLY planning a 31 hour party" Me
"You are NOT having a 31 hour party" Dad
"I don't like girls (Indicates small area)...I like GIRLS (indicates large area)"
Well those are some of the things that have been said.
Peace Out Girl-Scout!
Love You!
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