My Ways

This is my story, Not yours!

Nothing but the truth!

Friendship is key!

Amendment #1 baby.

Don't get involved!

Nothing lasts foreva!

Well its been who knows how long since I have written on this here blog that is on the inter webs. Yup.

What has happened in the last lil while.

I stopped playing WoW and started playing LoL then stopped playing that too and now I'm saving up for Halo: Reach and xbox live.

I have had a lot of high school adventures, and that's how high school should be. All A's with 2 A-'s. Pretty good if I do say so myself!

I turn 16 in less than 3 months =D. I wish it was earlier but I can't controle that, but it will be worth the wait. I'm excited. I'ma date, drive, get a job, and drive, and date. All while being totally awesome like I always am. Epic stuff right there!

Well school so far has been freakin amazing! Drivers Ed means a license is in the near future! English is...lame...but it always has been! Vid. Pro. (video productions) is way fun! Between working we listen to music and get on Facebook! Seminary is always awesome and is a great class with great people in it. Fit for life...harder than I thought, BUT it is SOOO easy to do nothing and not work. World Civ. is the same ol'. Algebra 2 honors is kinda like English...lame. And last is Biology where I am ahead in that class so I don't have to do much until everyone else gets caught up and we move on.

Just been chillin with my friends at school. Nothing huge but it hasn't been boring.

Well I will probably write less and less on this here blog as time goes on to the point I forget I have a blog.

We'll see what happens.

Peace Out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

You've Been Quoted! High School Edition!

Well here comes another =D

"If John is on the role that's what I'm goin by" Patrick
"Well I'm calling you Patrick" Me
"Ya I have 3 classes that call me John and the rest call me Patrick" Patrick
"That's going to get SO confusing! What happens when you get mixed up?" Me
"....Oh crap...you guys gotta help me remember my name is John" Patrick

"Crap I forgot that ones name" Kenna
"That one is Tyler, my best friend" Me
"Don't let him notice I forgot his name!" Kenna

"I learned another persons name" Kenna
"Oh who's?" Me
"Uh...one sec *walks away then comes back*...Ya Taylor" Kenna

"Are you Randy Jackson Dog?" Rylie (guy)
"What?" Kevyn (girl)
"You keep saying dog like your Randy Jackson" Rylie

"He needs better abs (talking about Justin Beiber)" Kevyn
"He can't have abs...he is fat" Rylie

"I wonder what will happen to him once he goes through puberty" Me
"He has been through puberty" Maycee
"NO he is GOING through puberty" Rylie

"Hey wallaby" Tyler
"Wud up Wombat" Me
"I have so many names" Caden
"Ya Wallaby" Tyler
"Its Wombat" Me
"You're the only one who calls me Wallaby" Caden
"Is it wallaby?" Tyler
"No is wombat" Me
"No I'm pretty sure its wallaby" Tyler
"Dude wombat" Me
"ok...maybe Walumbat" Tyler
"ITS WOMBAT!" Me
"Oh ya...Boise Wombats"

"AAAAAHHHHH" Amy and Court
"Wooo lets all scream like girls!" James

"Ew man. Why are we talking about Butt germs. This lady is GROSS! I don't wanna talk about no Butt germs. Many she is CRAZY! She is starting a conversation about Butt juices now. OH better pull your pants up cause we gunna exchange Butt germs...Do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Not at all" Me
"MAN NOW SHE IS TALKIN ABOUT EATING CRICKETS! What does this lady do to her students? We gunna eat squid?! Ah man that's just gross. Whats next 'Here kids have a scorpion on a stick'? I ain't eatin nuttin...Do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Not really" Brooke
"SHE KEPT A PUPPY IN THAT FREEZER!?!?! MAN THAT IS GROSS! She all havin dead bodies in her freezer. This lady is a FREAK! DEAD CAT? DID SHE JUST SAY DEAD CAT? Ah man I wouldn't be surprised if she had a human in there! She puttin Popsicles by a dead puppy? Why the heck would you freeze a puppy? Did she just say POISON? She is puttin poison by kids lunches?...do I talk to much?" Elijah
"Nope" Morgan
(We were in Science during the first B day and the teacher was telling stories)

"Ok so tell us your name and something fun you did this summer" Bro. Slaughter
"Oh...Hi I'm Trevor...and I'm not a drunk" Trevor

"Any Piano players in here?" Bro. Slaughter
"I can play by ear...but I can't do Hymns" Trevor
"He has 2 ears so he should be pretty good at it" Jordan

"You two look alike" Tyler D.
"They are sisters" Me
"YOU ARE?!" Tyler D.
"Ya they are" Me
"I don't believe that" Tyler D.
"No we are cousins" Shea
"Ya" Kenna
"No" Tyler D.
"Tyler we say this not because you are gullible, but because its the truth" Me
"BUT I AM GULLIBLE!" Tyler D.

"You're Dead!" Caden
"Please tell me your lying" Amy
"Nope" Caden
"HAHA you died by a CHEETO" Me

"I will give ANYONE $10 if you lick Tyler's nipple!" Me

"Hey you aren't complaining" Morgan
"What?" Me
"Usually you are complaining about something" Morgan
"Well I was" Me
"You were but now you stopped" Morgan
"Ok we are going to go to the computer lab and take a test" Mrs. Jensen
"I'm going to start complaining again" Me

"Ok Jake grab the Teddy Bear" Me

"LOL lol" Jake

"Dude that better not be rated R" Me

"Do you think I could be an Underwear Model?" Me

"You have to tell me who!" Erica
"K...Lets just say Ashlyn" Me
"Say me what?" Ashlyn
"What?" Me
"You can't say something and never finish it!" Ashlyn
"I said nothing" Me *walks away*
"JASON WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Ashlyn

"I am playing with you hair now" Me

"SHUT UP JACQUES THAT ISN'T EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!" Me

"Kelsa Marica!" Jessica

"Debetable...wait...wooo...I spelled that WAY wrong" Me

"See when I talk to you you look at me, make that face, raise an eyebrow and look away like I don't notice" Dad

"I'll be back" Me
"Going to check?" Jake
"Yup" Me
"I'll be back too" Jake

"Thanks for leaving me out here alone" Lyssa
"If it helps I was thinking about you the whole time" Me

"Can you get me a drink?" Lyssa
"3 Ice cubes" Me

"What are you talking about" Dad
"We are planning a 31 hour party" Me
"Ok what are you REALLY talking about" Dad
"We are REALLY planning a 31 hour party" Me
"You are NOT having a 31 hour party" Dad

"I don't like girls (Indicates small area)...I like GIRLS (indicates large area)"


Well those are some of the things that have been said.

Peace Out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

High School Day 1!

Oh EM goodness!

High School is soooooo much better than Fairfield! HOLY COW!

So day one went down like this!

I get picked up by my cousins pretty early so I got to school pretty early. No biggy. Well as time rolls on and school is about to start Amy is no where to be seen and Courtney was FREAKING out! Well I said Amy wasn't going to show up and with maybe 2 minutes left she finally does. And we went to class.

First period I have Drivers Ed! I like driving. Nick Chase and Carlee Snow are in that class along with Anthony, Bailee, and others. So that's pretty cool. I also realized I will be pretty near the front of the list to get my licence so that's good. Looks like it's gunna be a good class.

Second I have English, and I HATE English. I think its the WORST subject to ever come onto this planet and if I could rid the world of the subject I would! Nothing against the teacher or the students in the class but English sucks.

Third is probably going to be the best class EVER! VIDEO PRODUCTIONS BABY!!! Oh EM goodness! That class is ALREADY EPIC!!! The whole thing is just makin movies! WOOT WOOT!

Lunch was chill. Walked around with Kenna, Tyler, and Shea my sista that I go rock climbing with! I LOVE how you can go ANYWHERE during lunch!

Fourth I have Seminary. Today we had everyone who has it 4th period gather and just introduce the teachers and what we are doing this year (D&C) so it was ok. Seminary will either be WAY cool or WAY not cool! There are a LOT of cool people who have it the same period, also a LOT I don't know, and some that I REALLY don't want in my class. Also there are a couple of different classes that we can be divided into so I REALLY hope I have am with all the people I want to be with.

Now the only down side is that throughout a lot of the school you are shoulder to shoulder trying to go down the hall so what could be a 30 second walk is like 4 times longer. Also tomorrow is my first B day and I have all of my work subjects that day (minus English which I have A day and I have gym B day and that's not a work subject). So I'll probably end up hating B days, but I might have a lot of cool kids in my class.

Well here starts my High School experiences.

Peace Out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

Day -1 of High School!

Well as of June 5th 2010 I have been a Sophomore. Being officially graduated from Fairfield Jr. High (home of the Fairies) its time to move on to Layton High (home of the Lancers). OOOOO.

Well today is the day before school starts and I have some major issues going into this new year.

Issue 1: I have no drive to do much of anything to get ready for school tomorrow

Issue 2: Up until Dec. 15th (at the earliest) I can't drive. With that being the case I have to mooch rides off of my cousin...and I HATE HATE HATE mooching rides off of people...I would MUCH rather drive myself.

Issue 3: With it being a new school with new everything I don't have a clue what to expect. Going into my 9th grade year at Fairy field I new exactly what to expect. I mean it was my 3rd year at that school, but its my first year at this one...but it can't be THAT different.

Issue 4: Waking up at 6:30 in the morning...which isn't bad compared to some people.

Issue 5: Its school. Enough said.

Well anyway.

So far what I have done to get ready for school...nothing.

I can't tell my feelings about having to go to school tomorrow...the best words to use are "Thats weird". WEIRD! WEEEEEEIRD! Its like that goopy thing you put your hand into by accedent when your doing something...that "EEEEEEEEWWWW" feeling you get.

I can remember how excited I was for Jr. High and how AWESOME it felt when I finished my first day. I can also remember my first B day of 9th grade and how during my last class I figured I wouldn't need anything cause I hadn't needed anything in all my other classes and how mad Cobia got when I didn't have anything.

I think I'm gunna stuff my backpack with a lot of unesesary crap so it looks like I am prepared when all I will REALLY have is a notbook and a pen.

Yup...High School.

Peace Out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

Layton VS Davis

Seeing how most of my readers live in Davis county and either are about to go to Layton High or Davis High I thought why not piss everyone off!

Honestly, the amount of energy and time waisted fighting about which school is better and why the other sucks is stupid! I say whoever the heck is fighting about it is the loser!

Let me quote one of my friends. "Davis is three times the school Layton will ever be". Well considering you haven't gone to school at either...this comment is irrelevant.

Let me quote another one of my friends. "If I couldn't go to Layton I would go to Northridge way before Davis". Again. You haven't gone to school to Layton, Davis, or Northridge yet so again, comment irrelevant.

I will admit I used to join into the Layton Davis feuds over which school was better and now I realize how extremely stupid I was about doing so.

So I am going to shut all you up!

Item number 1 "Layton is just a bunch of druggies!". Well we could say that about Davis too. They do have the highest drug rate out of Davis county, but Layton also has people who do drugs. Ya find what you look for.

Item number 2 "Davis kids are rich and snotty". Hahahaha. I've seen some pretty NOT rich kids that go to Davis. I have also seen some pretty RICH kids that go to Layton. And as for the snotty, both have some D bags that think they are the top of the world and are gunna be D bags to everyone else. Just don't get involved with em.

Item number 3 "Everyone and their Grandma went do Davis". Davis HAS been here for a WHILE and yes a lot of people had their parents, grandparents, and maybe great grandparents go to Davis and now it is there turn. It would be the SAME exact way if Layton has been here for as long, but its a newer school so OBVIOUSLY that wont be the case...for now.

Item number 4 "Davis is SOOO much nicer/Davis gets ALL the money" Davis does have a nice campus, wont deny it, Layton is under construction so we will see how that turns out. So at this moment Layton is spending some money for new stuff.

Item number 5 "Layton has perverted teachers" Well we just got unlucky and had a teacher go all pervy...if he was at Davis at the time it woulda ended pretty much the same.

Item number 6 "Davis is SO much smarter" You do realize its the kid. There are PLENTY of stupid kids that are going to Davis, same with Layton. And Layton has smart students too. A lot of that is pretty much the kid, not the school.

So next time you wanna diss on Layton or Davis save your breath, cause I'm gunna sit there thinkin your dumb as heck for getting so into it.

Layton is great.
Davis is great.
In the end they are both schools.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

Write another "You've Been Quoted"

In the recent week I have been nagged...and nagged...and nagged....AND NAGGED to write on my blog on Sundays and more specifically write another "you've been quoted". If you don't know what a "You've Been Quoted" is then I suggest scrolling down to my earlier posts and reading em. As for writing blog posts on Sundays I have a reason for not.

As some people know I can only be on the computer for a hour on Sundays. The reason. One night I stayed up till 1 in the morning playing WoW. So now I can't be on past 11 on regular days and I only get an hour on Sundays because its Sunday and the whole "Oh you gotta take a rest from things and WoW isn't a Sunday activity'' and all the other stupid Sunday restrictions.

So for my hour on Sundays I usually get on WoW just to check stuff. See what the guild is doing, see if there is any mail, and maybe do some quests on an Alt.

ANYWAY...thats why I don't like to blog on Sundays. I usually keep the blogging to a Saturday morning. I probably would blog on Sundays IF I had the 6 am to 11 pm thing I have for every other day. But I don't, so I won't.

ANOTHER reason why I don't do a "You've Been Quoted" is because it's summer and I am just chillin and relaxin, and being lazy.

Don't worry, this blog will pick back up once school starts and I start doing things and actually try to memorize funny quotes that have been said. So for all of you people worrying about not seeing another "You've Been Quoted" there is one coming.

So onto some other stuff.

School starts in 2 weeks. Fun, stupid, exciting, and nerve racking.

Fun: I get to see all of my friends again and we get to have adventures at school, because school is one big adventure.
Stupid: I won't see all of my friends that are going to Lame Davis because I am going to Awesome Layton. Also all of the lame school work.
Exciting: Its high school. I have graduated Fairfield Jr. High and am now advancing to the Bigger Badder Layton High! New school, new adventures, new people, everything is new put the friends that I have now and that I love so dearly.
Nerve Racking: EVERYTHING IS NEW AND ITS HIGH SCHOOL!

But all I can do it do my best.

In the end I think it will be more than worth it!

Peace Out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! but not Ricecrispys (Part 3: The Hospital)

Where: Davis County Hospital
When: Same
Setting: The E.R

Well after me crying my eyes out in the car we walk into the E.R and the lady behind the desk get WIDE EYED at the sight of my Z arm...my zarm. Well she tells me to sit in a wheelchair so they can take me to the operating room...Oh right I can't walk 50 feet cause my arm is broken! I walked from the parking lot to here! It ain't like my leg is a Z shape!

Well I'm sitting in the room and 1 doctor becomes 2...then 4...then 8 and then it seemed like the whole room just filled up with doctors all moving at 1000 MPH and my mom standing in the corner worried as ever.

Before I know it I have needle poking in me EVERYWHERE! I couldn't feel them because of my arm so that was good...but I still don't like needles.

Well since my Zarm didn't lay flat on the bed they propped it up on a tissue box so half of it was on bed and the other half on the tissue box. Let me tell you that was UNCOMFORTABLE! So I take my arm off and lay it on the bed. Well a nurse comes over and notices my arm isn't on the box and gets...mad is the easiest way to explain it, and asks who took my arm of. She turned to the nurse next to her and goes "Did you take his arm off the box? Do not do that". This was funny...and I needed all the enjoyment I could get, so when she put my arm back on the box and turned away I took it off. Again she gets mad and starts telling people to stop taking my arm off the box. She puts it back on and again I take it off...sadly she noticed and scolded me to keep my arm on the box.

I hate that box.

Well the next thing I can remember was someone asking me what color I wanted and I said red because that is my favorite color. Right after that I notice THE doctor has a HUGE needle in his hands with white crap in it.

My thoughts "Why does he have a bunch of Malk in there...wait...why is he putting a bunch of Malk in me...he-" and just like that I was out like a light.

So while I was asleep they put my fingers in these Chinese finger trap things (I do remember them starting to put them on) and they put a weight on my arm and had to re-break my arm into place.

From there the wrapped it up and went on their merry way.

A couple hours later I wake up and the room is empty...thank goodness...except for my dad.

I thought that I would have to stay the night so I wasn't to happy but my dad told me I could go home.

The last thing I remember is telling my dad my side of the story.


There are a couple things you should remember about this story.

When you don't know how you did something you shouldn't really try to duplicate it.
The outside duty is always WRONG!
Don't show your principal if you have Z shaped arm.
Rando men are the bane of every relaxing moment.
You aren't scared until you SEE the hospital.
Having a broken arm magically makes it so you can't walk.
Doctors multiply.
Don't trust the box.
Chinese finger traps can be used to re-break an arm.
And finally...LOVE THE MALK! Ees good for you.

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! but not Ricecrispys! (The Office Part 2)

Where: Same
When: Same
Setting: School Office

So in Elementary the LAST place you wanna go for ANY reason is the office because you KNOW your in SOME sort of trouble, well even with a broken arm that was the last place I wanted to go!

Our principal was a FREAK!!! We were a school that taught Spanish as a subject because that was our extra special Preparatory class and all so the principal, no matter what setting or where we were, would walk in and make the "I love you sign" and shout "HOLA BABIES!!!"!

Lets just say a majority of the school wanted her out of that place (luckily that was the only year she was principal)

So when I get into the office with my Z shaped arm the freaky lady started to FREAK out! I thought she was gunna pass out she was so panicked.

They lay me down on a bed thing and the secretary reception lady just turns to me and says "how ya feeling"

"FINE AND DANDY! LET ME TELL YA! You know you guys can just give me a glass of juice and I'll be on my way"

Well I really didn't answer, I just closed my eyes and waited.

Well the freak of a lady comes over to me and says "ITS OK ITS OK WE CALLED YOUR MOM AND SHE IS COMING AND SHE IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL! NOW JUST RELAX AND WAIT HERE!"

1. I can't really relax with a freak in my face and 2. where in the world would I go with a broken arm?

I just wanted to get away from the world...well that place.

The outside duty is explaining what happened and she explained it ALL WRONG! She said I was doing some dancing move and I went to twist on my arm but it didn't twist when my body did...HELLO!!! IT WAS KARATE! This wasn't some stupid dancing accident! This was a battle scar for the epic ninja warrior I am! (that just so happened to mess up).

Well where there is 1 freak another freak is soon behind!

Some rando man walks into the office area and looks at me and what does he do...take a guess...come on... You know that I know that you know...HE FREAKS OUT!

Well he asks what the deal is and rushes to me.

"OK OK just calm down and relax"

"oh thanks mister! I was calm and relaxed until you walked in" I didn't actually say that

"OK think of things you like...do you like firetrucks?"

"Oh thanks mister! I grew out of that stage years ago" again didn't say that

"Do you like cookies"

I say yes just to get the guy to shut up but what does he do?

"WHAT KIND OF COOKIES!!!"

Holy heck!!! Go away!!!

"There is chocolate chip, snicker doodle, peanut butter, sugar cookies"

"OH THANKS MISTER NOW I HAVE A BROKEN ARM AND I'M CRAVING A COOKIE I WILL NEVER GET!!! YOU A HUGE HELP!"

While that guy rambles on I ignore the world around me and just shut my eyes.

Well that didn't last long because my mom walks in and....FREAKS!

I guess anyone would freak when they see there most favorite child has an arm in the shape of a Z...but I was tired of people freakin out!

So she rushes me to the hospital, I'm kinda in a crappy mood, and low and behold I see the hospital and what do I do...FREAK!

I had never been to the E.R before and I didn't know what to expect. All I knew was there was going to be needles and though I can handle em the thought of em is just horrible.

"I DON'T WANT TO FIX MY ARM!!! KEEP IT LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL!!! DON'T MAKE ME GO!!!"

"THEY HAVE TO FIX YOUR ARM SO WE ARE GOING!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO"

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! but not Ricecrispys! (Recess: Part 1)

Whether I have written about this or not (which I don't think I have) this is by far my favorite story to tell. It will be split into 3 parts cause its SOOO long.

Where: NDPA
When: Sometime in November of 4th grade
Setting: Recess

"Hey Jason watch this"

Those words are what started a seemingly harmless and fun...game I guess you could call it that. Karate!

I look over and Mason G. does some goofy flip that he probably has never done and didn't even think about what he was doing.

Oh it was on!

I walk over to him and I do my flip that I have never done before and didn't even think about what I was doing. WHAT SON! Mine was cooler, naturally.

After those two flips we had some people interested in what we were doing and Javier comes up do me and says "DUDE that was so cool! You did something kinda like this *lame attempt to do what I did in slow motion* It was awesome" I think about these words and say "I'll do it again" I step into the middle of the field and a small group forms around me. Without hesitation I jump and twist in what I had in mind would be the coolest Karate flip EVER! But what came next was unexpected.

You know those moments when you know something bad is going to happen and the whole world slows down and you can see everything WAY more vivid than you want to. Well that's what happened.

I feel like I am hardly moving. There was a small group of girls around me and everything was black. Then I seem to freeze and I am looking at McCall. I can see pretty much every detail about her (though I can't remember). I go into total blackness and move inches. Suddenly I am looking at another girl (which I forgot what girl) and again I can see everything in amazing detail. Again the black overwhelms me and I rotate a little more. Next thing I see is Dusty Taylor and again in amazing detail. The thing I remember about Dusty was her "OH ****" Face and at that point I knew this wasn't going to end well. Again black, again rotate, and again light. McKenna Watts. Oh Mckenna Watts. EVERY guy (me included) had a crush on her. It was the simple fact that she was WAY nice to everyone and she was WAY beautiful. She had kinda a blank look and she was wearing a white top with khaki Capri's (we had a dress code at this school). Those brief milliseconds in real time seemed to last minutes in my Slow Motion time.

Sadly the blackness consumes me once again.

At this point I realize that the next thing I see wont be very good, and it wasn't. I can see one last thing and that is my arm fully extended to the ground and me falling towards it. My last bit of blackness and...

SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! but it wasn't Ricecrispys...'t'was my left forearm.

The snap was SO loud it seemed like someone fired a gun.

At that point I think "OH CRAP. This is gunna hurt".

Once I regain somewhat conciseness I get hit with the worst wave of pain my little chubby 4th grade body has ever had!

All the girls have sick horde faces on and I look down and see that my arm is in a total Z shape! Z! Not I like normal or L like when it is normally bent but a Z!!!

My thought was "AHHH I DISLOCATED IT!"...but you can't dislocate something in the middle of your forearm. But me being the dumb little kid I was tried pushing on it...BAD BAD BAD IDEA! Ya that hurt!

I run to the outside duty...well as good of a run I could manage...it was kinda slow and all over the place, but when I reach her she looked as if she had just seen a ghost! Ya my arm was bad!

"Let me run you to the office!

Lazy

Well with not having written a single post for some time and not having the ability to play WoW how I like it, because the defaults are extremely stupid, I decided to write a post.

I used to write a post about once a week but with summer in the happening I have become really lazy and don't have a drive to do anything...thus not having a drive to write any posts...also because I haven't been doing anything there is nothing to write about. But I finally got off my lazy butt and did something as of recent.

First on the agenda. Jake K. got his drivers license and we now have the ability to go places. Woo fun. The thing is I feel like I'm mooching whenever we are driving around...I would much rather drive. Gas ain't the cheapest thing in the world. Big fun, we love it, next subject.

3rd/4th/5th of July was last earlier his week and ya gotta love the 4th. As you all know the 4th was on a Sunday and we as Mormons have the thing where we keep the Sabbath day holy. So in retrospect we didn't have the big events on the 4th...which was neat. On the 3rd (Saturday) Kaysville did all of their jazz and half the nation went to that. 4th came around and people, I assume, did their family stuff. 5th came around and Layton did all of their jazz. It's awesome having the ability to go to the Layton and Kaysville stuff with ease (though I didn't go to anything Kaysville or the Layton parade...but I know of people who went to everything).

So on the 6th (which is now Tuesday) I realized we didn't light off our fireworks that we bought. So me being who I am got em out and lit em along with Jake, Nate, and Tyler, with Kandis watching. Well seeing that we are teenage boys with a box of fireworks we can do some, as most would say, stupid stuff...we call it fun stuff. Why sit back and watch a firework when you can hold it? Why stand yards away when you can jump through it? Why spray the fireworks when you are done when you can spray each other? You people don't know how to have fun!

The 7th (Wednesday). Well with the 7th coming around and Tyler's parents and sibling being gone me and Tyler not only had his house empty but mine as well with my family all at work. Can you say "Perfect opportunity to do something as none fun people would say 'stupid'"? Oh yes it was. As you have all heard of the fun thing where you get a gallon of Malk and drink it in under an hour and upon doing that, if you even do, you have to hold it down for another hour. That which is called "THE GALLON CHALLENGE!!!". OK so we didn't do the actual gallon challenge...more "THE 2 LITERS OF WATER CHALLENGE". We called it a training run. The goal for Tyler was to finish the whole thing in under 20 minutes...he did it in under 10. The goal for me was to at least finish it and I did it in 25 minutes...I can't drink big amounts of water. I would go into more detail but I will have the videos posted shortly.

The 8th (Thursday aka Yesterday). Well with nothing planned I watched a bunch of T.V yesterday until about 7 o'clock when I got invited by Amy to go swimming at her house. Fun (NO sarcasm). I love to swim. I probably have mentioned that somewhere on this blog. I have also mentioned me and Amy had a treading contest a while back. Well we had another. This time we went for OVER A HOUR!!! I got there at 8:15, we started about 8:30 and went to 9:50 when at that point I thought to myself "MOTHER EFF HOW IS SHE STILL GOING!?". We were both out of breath and about to die when I was like "this ain't worth it anymore and I'm going to end it before we both die". So I did. Well that took all the energy out of us and when we climbed out of the pool and lied down we both blacked out for a brief moment. Now I am a skinny kid and my mom says I don't eat enough so I have no extra energy built up to feed off of when I do something like that, so once I burnt through my initial energy supply I was eating myself away to get more energy...not the best idea ever...and it took me a while before I could stand up and walk...a long while...over 20 minutes. But now I know if I ever need to tread water for a hour in a life or death situation I can...that's about the only good that came outta that.

So that has been my week that I finally do something. Every other week I have been Lazy.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Acidic Chlorine!

Well I came to St. George with Tyler's family and its nice and fun and all but the thing that is just HORRIBLE and makes me want to rip my hair out is the pool.

I love to swim! Its relaxing and I can tread water for over 30 min. so naturally I would want to spend a lot of time at the pool. Well I do...there is just one little problem. THE CHLORINE! Now normally chlorine doesn't really bother me, but this isn't normal chlorine. It stings and burns and if you get the tiniest drop of water up your nose, in your mouth, or in your eye you are screaming for the rest of the day! We think they put acid in the chlorine. So while everyone runs down to go to the pool I am hesitant because I hate the chlorine.

So I am passing the time in whatever way possible while they all destroy themselves in the pool of acid...which isn't the top of the totem pole of fun.

The greatest T.V station we have at the condo is G4. For those of you who don't know that G4 is a T.V station it's kinda better you don't unless you like shows about video games and the Japanese version of Wipe Out with a whole lotta Cops episodes in between. Now that's my kind of channel!

So whenever we are in the condo chilling G4 is always on...no complaints there, but when you are the only one here and you don't care for the video games they are talking about its kinda boring...BUT I AM NOT GOING TO THAT POOL!

The first night here my and Tyler were laying out on the patio and we decided to call some girls at 11:30 at night. Reasonably no one answered so we left a lot of voice mails and made the game voice mail tag. The purpose is not to try and call the person but to leave a voice mail and say something funny. It's a fun thing to do at 11:30 at night and all of the cute girls are asleep.

So we have been leaving a bunch of voice mails to cute girls, but they aren't leaving any back.

Speaking of calling girls TYLER was talking to Lyssa for FOREVER last night. It started out as ''hey lets call a bunch of girls again" and ended as "hey Nate this is taking forever so lets go watch G4 while Tyler talks for another 1/2 hour before finally ending a call that wasn't suppose to last very long". Now I would have been talking to girls on my phone but I had a block on my phone that makes it so I can't talk or text after 11...which makes the nights here really boring when Tyler is talking for a hour and a lame episode of Cops is on.

Oh well tonight will be cooler.

All and all its been fun here in St. George with Tyler and Nate...if only we had cute girls here...eh we can have Nate find some vacationing babes that he can SNOG with while me and Tyler call some people, its a win win win situation!

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Well...hmm

I honestly have no clue what to talk about...and its time for an update.

Nothing happened this week.

OK well things did happen but nothing that is HUGE and I could write a neat post about. The biggest thing was White and Nerd Rage

That is the video me and Tyler made.

We were just sitting there and he said "Lets film the white and nerdy video" so we just get up grab my camera and go. All in all it took around 4 hours of not knowing what to do and losing our first edit due to my computer freezing. In the end it turned out pretty well besides the fact we didn't want to finish the song completely and the "bloopers" are longer than the actual video, but its good for the first time ever doing something like that.

I bet with a plan, time, dedication, willing people, time, plans, ideas, time, places, and time I could make a pretty epic movie! I say I because generally I am going to film/produce/direct/edit and put the most TIME into the video.

I am split between making fan made music videos (which is easy it just can take a while especially to edit) or write out a script of sorts and just come up with a funny idea for something (which coming up with the idea and making a cool script is the hard part). So that's what I gotta think of doing. I already have 1 music video under my belt, next I will probably try a scripted thing to compare.

Well...

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

You've Been Quoted 3

You know the rules. No space between em they go together, space between they are separate. No specific order! (A lot of these ya had to be there)

"SHUT UP NATE YOU AREN'T EVEN MORMON!" Me

"All Marriages have their rough patches...ours just started really soon" Me

"For a guy who can't even date you sure move fast" Dad

"WE ARE STRANDED AT THE MALL!" Amy

"Wait I thought you were Catholic?" Nate
"I am" Courtney
"What spirit are you getting? The spirit of the Devil?" Nate
"OH NATE! NOOO! That was low man" Me

"Dude that key hurt" Me
"Even if I didn't use a key I still would have used my nail" Tyler

"I WANT MY OWN 'ABC' GUM!" Danny

"Guys I just peed in my undies!" Tyler D.

"YOU COME INTO MY TENT, DROP A PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD IN IT, AND JUST LEAVE?!?! NOW ITS SMASHED ALL OVER MY SLEEPING BAG!" Me

"Where were you?" Corry C.
"I fell asleep in the Griffin's car" Me
"How long were you in there" Corry C.
"I don't know...I went in there right after breakfast" Me
"You were asleep for TWO hours!" Sister Smed
"Wow...where is everyone else?" Me
"They went on a hike. Funny how no one noticed you were gone" Corry C.

"Eh I don't feel like going to Church" Me
"We go to get in the mood" Mom
"uuuhhh..." Me
"NOT LIKE THAT! To get in the mood to go to Church. I'm telling your dad!" Mom

"You don't know what snuck out is?" Paige
"I thought you said sucked out" Me

"See, James gets me" Me

"My life story 'Tyler you're awesome...but Nate is SOO hot!'" Tyler

"While you're down there..." Jake

"Good huss?" Tyler
"No" Me
"Ten bucks for Lyssa?" Tyler
"Nope. Only Carley" Me
"But I/You won't see her until school starts" Both

"I was laying in bed thinking 'I miss Tyler...and Jason'" Lyssa
"See I only heard 'I miss Tyler'" Tyler
"No! I said Jason too" Lyssa
"No I heard only Tyler too" Me
"Well I said you" Lyssa
"Ya you said him as an after thought" Tyler
"YES AN AFTER THOUGHT! WHAT NOW!" Me

"Dude Zelda is like 1,000 times better than WoW" Lyssa

"In one year I get to date" Lyssa
"Oh so you look at Jason when you say that?" Tyler
"WOO! See being an after thought pays off!!!" Me

"Would you go on a double date with me if Nate came?" Tyler
"No...but if Jason or James was there I would" Lyssa
"WOO! Being an after thought RULES!" Me

"I am like Double her mass and Double her height" Tyler D.
"Well...Double her mass ya" Me

"So when he gets back from his mission I will be 18!" Lyssa

"Do you know where I live" Me
"Nope...Darn I guess I can't come" Paige (still don't get why that's a reason...)

"Is her last name Squeegee?" Dad

"Tyler spilled a huge glob of frosting on the floor" Me
"Ya it looks like my diarrhea" Tyler D

"Being the only girl rocks!" Lyssa

"How do you know Tyler" Lyssa
"He is my cousin" Tyler D's cousin
"I see the resemblance" Lyssa
"REALLY? I don't" Tyler D's cousin
"He is Mexican and I am white" Tyler D

"Ahhh stupid red bar" Me

"We took a vote and accept Amy into the family" Dad

"IDK...I didn't even do it and I still got 50%. So I got an A in that class" Me
"I did it and I got a B in there" Tyler D.
(It was a 400 point assignment)

"How much was the camera" Tyler D.
"$350" Me
"WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY A MOTOR SCOOTER!?!?" Tyler D.

YC/HC

Youth Conference...what can I say about it.

If you said "Jason describe YC in 1 word" I would say "SUCKED!"! In 2 I would say "Sucked Massive" or "Really Sucked" and in 3 I would say "Really Sucked Massive".

Those are days of my life I am NEVER getting back! I could have been doing something fun with my friends but nooooo, I had to get rained on!

That is all I have to say about YC.

Onto something else.

I always wonder "how many people ACTUALLY read my blog". Sure I have those 6 (it was 7 but someone stopped following me =/ ) Followers but I think more people other than my parents read this. So I am doing a "Head Count" of all the people that read my blog.

If you wouldn't mind helping my I would enjoy if you left a comment on this post. You can say anything from "Jason you are sooo hot and I so wanna date you" to "Jason you fail and don't deserve to live so I hope ninja assassins destroy you". You can leave your name or anything. Please 1 comment per person so I can have an accurate count. You can also be extremely DUMB and not comment because I know there are going to be people like that.

It is easy to comment. Just hit "leave a comment" or whatever button it is, a screen pops up, type your comment, hit anonymous person or whatever button falls under your liking, and then type in the secret message thingy that they give you and bada bing bada boom!

This is just so I know how many people I am writing to and if I should continue this blog.

SAVE THE BLOG! LEAVE A COMMENT!

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Goodbye Fairfield

As of Friday at about 1 pm I officially left Fairfield and became a Layton Lancer!...odd.

My feelings? It feels like I am in one long weird dream and not much has sunken in yet. Oh how I fear that moment when everything hits me like a ton of bricks that fell out of a cargo plane.

I guess what I hate about going to Layton is that a lot of my friends are going to Davis and I might not ever see them again. Then again most of the friends I was really close to are going to Layton so its not that bad. Plus I will make a lot of new friends so that's cool.

My time at Fairfield was...well it was all over the place. Highs, lows, and everything in between. I learned a lot, not just school wise but social and all that good ol' stuff. Sure I will miss the good times but I am happy to rid myself of all the bad. High school is another fresh start in a person's life...I wonder how many I will get.

Nothing is changing. I have all my peeps, well most, but I have my peeps, I am going to end up sitting in more class rooms, and the walk from class to class will be longer. Nothing is changing.

For people who dwell on the bad and think high school is all different and you can't handle I say to you "put on your big kid pants and suck it up". NOTHING is going to be bad! Sure you might have a crappy date because your 16 and can date now, or you might not like a new teacher, but It's just school and all of that is going to happen...it even happened at Fairfield (not the crappy dates).

I see only good from this. DRIVING! FREEDOM OF DRIVING! DATING! How could this NOT be awesome?!?! This is where the best times of your life are going to be! This is where life starts because Jr. High was a trial run. This is where you can take life by the wheel and direct it where ever you (pardon the language please) DAMN please! This is going to be freakin amazing and don't think otherwise!

I SAY BRING ON HIGH SCHOOL!

LETS DO THIS!

LAYTON LANCERS!

PEACE OUT GIRL-SCOUT!

LOVE  YOU!

Houston. We have a problem!

This is one of those spirit growing experiences...and an odd way of growing my spirit.

Probably the best part of 9th grade Earth Systems class (science for those of you who can't figure it out) is making a rocket and launching it. I had been looking forward to it all year and was WAY excited to do it.

So the time in class to work on it was really fun. Messing around, telling jokes, talking with everyone, and making fun of people's crappy workmanship...which mine was pretty bad too. So for 3 days we worked on them.

Finally the day comes to launch em. My red and black "Tebbs 1" is ready to go. Taped up with Scotch tape and a parachute made out of a Target bag this thing was epic! Erica's fins broke off and she taped em back on...not the best tape work I've seen, but it worked.

So I run out there so I can be first to launch mine off but I soon realized there were 4 launch pads and only 1 launch remote and I put mine on the 4th in Que...great. So Mason's flies WAY over to the elementary soccer fields (which is a pretty far distance if you don't know how the land is set up) and everyone wants theirs to be just as good. Well after a couple of failures it's finally my turn.

THREE...TWO...ONE...BLASTOFF!!!! Blastoff....blast-off?

DANG IT!

My rocket failed to launch.

"Make sure everything is working"...Thanks Cobia...like I didn't try that the first time.

A few adjustments and I'm ready....for a dud again.

New fuse...dud

Adjustments...dud

Different remote...dud

New fuse...dud

Everything you could possibly thing of changing and adjusting, I did.

Well every other rocket had launched and mine has been grounded this whole time. One last adjustment and then Cobia said I had to go in whether it launched or not.

"OK if it doesn't launch this time I am going to blow up"

"Dude I set it up for you. It will fly"

"But if it doesn't I am blaming you"

THREE...TWO...ONE...BLASTOFF!!!...DANG IT!

"Dang it Mason you messed up again!"

I said the quickest prayer I could say...sadly it had no official Opening, thanking, blessing, and closing...it was just "Dear lord please bless this will launch" and I am doing this all while Mason says "Just press it again"

I throw out a quick "amen" and press the button.

BLASTOFF!!! WOO! That thing flew beautiful ans strait!

Right then I yell "THANK THE LORD!" (not meaning to say his name in Vain at all but an actual "thank you")

Just then the clouds clear and the sun comes out.

Everyone noticed the sun that seemed to shine strait down on me.

I run after my rocket happier than a little boy on Christmas. I bring it back and most everyone had gone in by then. Cobia said some joke that I didn't catch and I walk away happy.

First to Que, last to fly.

I honestly don't think it would have gone if I didn't say that prayer, because once I said my somewhat amen it launched.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

500 points of doom!

Well its that time of week where I get on and reflect on all the things that have happened over the week and share my side of the story with you guys.

Seeing how it was the second to last week of school I thought it was going to be a work free fun week, that was not the case however. Sure Monday and Tuesday we do little assignments and I don't really mind, but on Wednesday all of a sudden I have a bunch of crap to do and NOOOO drive what so ever to do it. Theatre we have musical interps (Musical Interpretations. Basically you sing a song that is from a musical. Gag me) to do and I didn't do it and wasn't going to do it and told myself "I am not going to do this". It turns out that they are worth 500 points! EhFF! So it came to the point where it was my turn with nothing ready and about to loose 500 points when I realized I could just B.S my way through it and get some points. Well my teacher wasn't to happy with my idea and said she would give me a redo since I at least TRIED something. So I got to thinking "She said if we get a 0 on this we would have a F in the class...but she has sooo many things in there that are worth hundreds of points each so it can't take us down that much".

So me being totally smart I added up all of the points and we have a "Total Points Possible" from the entire term of....Three-thousand seven-hundred twenty five!!! 3725 points out of the whole term (that is including the musical interps). Now take off 500 and that gets you 3225. Divide 3225 by 3725 and you get 87%. Last time I checked 87% was not a F but somewhere in the B to B+ range. Soo this whole thing wont screw me if I don't do it...but I am at least going to "try" to do something.

Now you might think "oh Dude you are a lazy piece of crap!". I will have you know that I did all of my other homework and I got 91% on my final map quiz in Carter's class (but sadly I forgot to do a current event (which makes me really mad) and I am still at a C+ (which makes me really mad)). So I am not totally lazy...I just don't want to do a musical interp.

On to more fun things.

There WAS a Rhapsody party scheduled today but it got postponed due to a chance of rain. =/ darn. So today I don't know what I am going to do...I have an idea of what to do though.

Yesterday (Friday) my parents went to St. George to pick up my grandma so for the night me and my sister had the house (well I had the house...she was at work then went off with her friends). My thoughts were "cool no parents to say 'no you can't go there' and I will be able to party it up". Well...it turns out that due to them being gone and my sister being gone and my lack of a licence I can't go much of anywhere. So I was stuck at home all night and didn't go anywhere. Would have gone to Tyler's but he was (or is) at some Baseball tournament. You would think I would know the exact story because he is my best friend...but once he starts to talk about his baseball team I tune him out. He may be my best friend...but I don't know a ton about the kid. We have a friendship of "dude I don't want to, am not going to, and never will know you inside and out, that is not how I am going to roll". We aren't like Amy and Courtney who know every little detail about each other...which is cool because that means they are great friends and we all need great friends, but me and Tyler don't roll that way.

So if you have a question about Tyler I might be able to answer about 70% of em...probably less because people usually ask questions that only the BFF would know. Usually it's "Jason who does Tyler like" and to be honest I have tried to get it out of him but he wont budge so I gave up and thought "it honestly doesn't matter because if it did we would end up in a competition over a girl". So I have noooo clue about who he likes. Again, he may be my best friend, but I don't know him that well.



So the coming week is the last week of school. All I have to do is survive Wednesday because I know Tuesday wont be horrible...unless I am forgetting something in English, which I probably am like always. The events of Wednesday are: 1. My musical interp that I have been putting off so much to the point where I say I don't want to do it and I B.S my way through but she end up giving me a redo and even though it's worth 500 points I still will get a B if I don't do it (maybe B- but nothing lower). 2: A TEST! In math on the last week of school...holy shiz. 3. Rhapsody will be "Miner in a mess because she didn't plan things well enough". 4. Carter will throw out some random thing that will screw over my grade even more.

Fun =/

Oh well. Thursday is Lagoon day and Friday is the last day of school. Then it is summer and hopefully I will be able to find fun things to do.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

3 tabs.

I live a pretty simple life. I have realized that. I don't do anything really, just sit here with my 3 tabs. When I'm not playing WoW but I'm on the computer this is basically how it goes.

Facebook: Just a check then leave it open just in case someone wants to chat and constantly refreshing to see what stupid groups people are joining.

YouTube: Just to check my subscriptions and listen to some music if I feel like it.

Blogger/Blogspot/whatever the heck this is called: Just to write these posts that you people read.

Wow I am living on the edge let me tell you. Action just flows through these veins....I need to do more crap, and productive crap at that because I can't handle anymore sitting around doing nothing with a group of people. We could at least do something stupid and out of the blue like walk to Wal-Mart and get kicked out. So my goal is to do more crap over the summer. I think I have talked about this before...oh well. Until then I will sit there with my 3 tabs open.

What else am I suppose to do at 10:46 at night? Go to bed? Naaahhhh. So that's all I can really do because I'd rather sit and write something with no point while listening to music than sit on WoW seeing what people say, I can't do much on there that wouldn't take up at least 30 minutes of my time and I never know when my mom will come down and kick me off, which she always does. Why doesn't she just go to bed? It's not like I need to be tucked in. I know I can't stay up all night and I get myself up every morning. Can I have a little leniency? I can put in ear phones so you wont have to hear anything.

Last but not least I would enjoy a position at Dunder Mifflin as a paper salesman. I WILL become the best Dunder Mifflin paper salesman ever...even better than Dwight! That was kind of a joke to say I need a job.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Crush

Let me burst your bubble right from the get-go. The title is not about my crush, its about crush soda because I had half of a two letter thing of it. So consider you bubble bursted.

Anyway.

A great man said once said this "Time heals all wounds...except these crazy eyes I guess". Yes that is from Mr. Deeds. But that statement is true, time heals all wounds. Give things enough time and every little thing is gunna be ok.

Me and the KBB have come to an agreement that we both over reacted about a thing-that-shan't-be-named-but-it-ruined-life-for-the-both-of-us-for-a-while. Boy am I sooo glad that we could both step down and actually talk instead of avoiding each other. I will say she took the first step into fixing all of this so yes she was the mature one in all of this, but I quickly responded with my agreeing and now things are all better.

Thank you KBB and I am glad we can be friends again.

=)

Weekend update time.

Well school is coming to a close fairly quickly and as of now my grades are sitting at 4 A's, 1 A-, 1 B+, and 1 B-. THANK THE LORD! I am going to finish out the school year with some great grades and no C of any kind...that is unless my semester project in CARTER's brings me down....oh dear. I am at the very edge of a B- with a 80.6% and if I lose that .6% then I will get a C+ because I only got 70% on my semester project (stupid work cited pages and I ALWAYS forget them) and he hasn't put it in yet. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stay at at least a B-!

Well lets go to a sad note now.

I LOST MY FLIPPIN ITOUCH!!!!!! My guess is it slipped outta my pocket some time during the day and now it is no where to be seen. =( And because I ACCIDENTALLY lost that my parents don't trust me with a video camera. So now I can't get that either! Life is devastating! Oh well, people have it worse.

Back to happy.

Today me and Ashlyn finally played each other in basketball after a week or two of saying we wanted to but never doing it. Well let me tell you how this went down.

Right when she challenged me I thought "Oh my! I am going to KILL Ashlyn in BBall. She has no chance. I bet she isn't even that good. I bet she wont even score". Yup, that's my little cocky side coming out. Well I did get an early lead and she did come back twice but in the end I won. EAT IT! I told her she would loose. Not that I am trying to be mean to her, she played WAY better than expected and it was kinda a slap in the face for me. I think the reason I won is because I am kinda tall and defense is my best game. Without my defense she probably would have won, because I can not make a shot for the life of me. I have a little secret to playing D, the key is to look at their belly button because their eyes head and the ball could be doing one thing but they always go where their belly button goes. Now that I think of it I probably looked REALLY creepy staring at her stomach and breathing so hard in the crouched position I was in...but I'm sure she wasn't creepped out by it...at least I hope not.

Afterwards we headed over to Adam Beiber's house and watched a movie. That was cool all the way up until the point where the couch was crowded as heck and my legs where smashed together making my boxers and shorts bundle up and my legs sticking together from sweat and no where to put my arms but uncomfortably on the top of the couch, but I was NOT going to move. We watched Hitch which is one of the best movies ever made...ok everyone says that about every movie...so its one of the best in its category. We kinda decided it was a chick flick...but for men...so a mick flick...then I thought well its for dudes...and you can guess what the name is when you combine dude and chick. Not the best name ever.

It ended up being a good night but I have a headache from probably lack of water and to much soda and chips.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Behind the Mind: P.O.G.S-L.Y

If you may not have noticed, which most of you have, I end EVERY single post with:

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

And some of you may be wondering why. Well I am here to answer that question right now.

I LOVE my sister! She is the only reason I am cool like I am, or have any cool-ness at all. When we were little we did NOT like each other that much. I would yell at her, she would yell at me, and our parents would yell at both of us. This went on until I got into Jr. High and my sister was in her Junior year of High School when she realized "My brother is a little dork and is going to get beat up in Jr. High unless I come to the rescue". And that is what she did. She saved me from a world of no friends and bad dressing and all around what not to be. For that I owe her a GREAT deal of thanks and ever since we have become better and better friends.
Though we don't really hang out, but we do live together (well if she isn't up at USU then we do), and so we see each other when she is home. Now our schedules don't exactly line up. When I get home from school she goes off to work. By the time she gets back I am usually doing something and she goes off with her friends. Though last summer was different and we actually saw a lot of each other. I would be getting up and just starting to get ready for the day and she was usually leaving shortly after. She had this thing of saying "Peace out Girl-Scout!" whenever she left and I just had the natural habit to yell back "Love you!" and this went on most every day for last summer.

That has always been inside my head of her just saying "Peace out Girl-Scout!" and me yelling "Love you!". It became part of my life. So when I made this blog I wanted to have something I would put at the end of every post as kind of a sign off. That almost immediately popped into my head and ever since I have ended my posts with "Peace out Girl-Scout! Love you!". The acronym is just there so I could fit it into the title.

So that is my little ode to my sister I put into every post.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Where has the time gone?

Well for the past 2 weeks all I have been doing is school related stuff. Mainly the Mystery Maze that my theatre class is doing, but also having to finish term projects =/. It seems like I have had no chill time to hang out with my friends.

With my total over haul of school my grades are sitting at 3 A's, 1 B+, 1 B, and 2 B-'s (which one should be a B but Carter didn't put in the missing current event I turned in and the other I got a 70% on ONE, that's right, only ONE test and it dropped me to a B- and everything else I have at least 90% on...but oh well at least I don't have any C's). I don't mind having the grades I have right now and would gladly take them and not do anything else for the rest of the year but sadly there is still more work to be done and still room for them to slip up, which hopefully they won't.

Along with all of the dumb projects, we have the Mystery Maze going on, which don't get me wrong, I love it, but I am also REALLY happy that it's ending. I finally won't have to stay after school for practice and then go to school at 6 to perform. It has been really fun and well worth the effort, but its time to come to an end.

So if I keep my grades at a good level my mom says she will get me a camcorder that I have been asking for. No matter what I do she has some excuse to not look at some and says "you need to do this before I will look" and then once I do that she says "Now you have to do this" and then when I do that she says "Not today". Darn parents and their one ended promises! But if life hands you Lemons make grape juice and watch as the world wonders how you did it. So I am going to do anything my mom says to get me that much closer to the camcorder.

With the 2 or 3 weeks of school left me and my friends have our creative glands in our brains on overdrive. (you know what I mean). We have been saying what we plan to do, what we want to do, what we are excited for, and the whole SHI-BANG! My plan is to have a camera, Ipod, and Ipod dock, with me at ALL times. You never know when the opportunity to make a "Fan Made Music Video" (or any video) will happen. Plus if I just so happen to be recording when something hilarious happens that would be cool too. I also need a Ball sack (DON'T TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY! Those sacks that you put soccer balls in that apparently everyone has but me) so I can conveniently carry all my belongings around without using my hands. Although a tripod might be hard to fit in one of those bags. That shouldn't be to hard to come by.

In the end I just hope things go how I want them too. Good grades and a PIMP summer.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

B.o.B - Nothin' On You ft. Bruno Mars [Official Video]



Ya I'm kinda addicted to this song. I can't stop listening to it. IT'S FLIPPIN' AMAZIN'!

Summa planninninnin

So usually I go through most of summer yelling "I AM BORED OUT OF MY FREAKING MIND!" and sitting around doing nothing, but this summer I want to change things up.

I have always wanted to make videos and see my video editing/producing/directing/creating/filming/acting skills and post em on YouTube and become well known that way...but I have never been able to because no matter what I try nothing ever works. But recently I figured out how I will do it.

No I wont explain how I am doing it because it is rather boring.

But anyway all I need is a camera (an actual good one not those crappy flip ones) and some creativity and some friends and boom I will be making videos. And the best part is, is that I actually have friends that want to make videos to. I think I would start with my own version of music videos because I've come up with some sweet ideas for some things. Then from there see what else I can do/figure out.

So to my parents that will soon read this post I say "I NEED A CAMERA! TAKE ME SHOPPING! I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING THIS SUMMER!"

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Behind the Mind: The Creation

Along with my "You've been quoted" series I am starting another. "Behind the Mind". In this series I'll talk a little about what my inspiration for all of this is. I will still continue my "Weekly updates" and my "You've been quoted" series. This is so you can see where I got my ideas.

"The Creation". Well my first and for most (IDK if I used that saying right) post is about how I started the blog. I think it is appropriate to have how it started first.

Where most of my life happens this all started at T-Wizzle's house. They are down with Netflix and had a new movie that came in the mail that day. Dan was the one who wanted to get it but we all ended up in their T.V room watching this movie.

I had to leave WAY before anything really happened but what I got out of this was, there are a bunch of newspaper writers trying to solve a murder or something of that sort. The main dude had a blog that he wrote on and that inspired me.

My thoughts: "People can become well known with a blog and people will see what I have to say".

I'm all about having people know me and the whole "I wanna be famous" deal.

So what do I do? I go home and make said blog. My first post was pretty much cheesy as heck and pretty much gay. It went something like "Let us begin this epic adventure of a blog and the power set behind one"....ya LAME! But that is how I got this whole thing started.

Pretty soon some people started reading it and now I have 7 followers, not that it's a ton, but its 7 more than when I started.

Like with everything there are people who wont be happy with you, and this blog has started some contention and has offended some people, but life happens.

Next in the series (which I don't know when I will post it) "P.O.G.S-L.Y" (lets see if anyone could POSSIBLY guess what it is about *heavy sarcasm*)

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love You!

SNOG! (well cuddle for now)

Have you ever sat by someone of the opposite sex and just wanted to cuddle with them, but didn't want to risk anything. I am sure we all have...that blasted feeling. I don't know what it is but I just always want a girl in my arms...or else a really big teddy bear...but girls are cooler.

There was a time that I would always have a girl in my arms when I wanted a girl in my arms, but those times have passed, but the wanting of a girl in my arms hasn't. I don't mind which girl in particular, I mean they are all really cute, so any girl would work. And not a "I want to spark something" cuddle, just a "eh were buds and we do things like this" cuddle. I guess I will just have to have a giant teddy bear to cuddle with whenever I watch a movie, though that might be a little odd to people and taking it places would be even worse.

So risk it? Or not? Then again just cuddle with every girl that sits by me might work. I wont single out one girl so people wont think of anything and a relationship thing wont form. Cuddle with one, then a different one, then a different one doesn't sound to bad actually. I don't find that being a player or using girls, I find it searching for a future relationship. Then I can see what basses I am on with which girls and I can find girls that, when I am older, would like to further a relationship with. See it all works out.

Then in the end, after my mission, I will SNOG instead of cuddle!
(........ha ha JK.....but seriously)

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

I need to plan things better =/

Well me and my uber lameness tried not to be uber lame...but ended up being uber lame.

"She will just beeee-yotch and beeeee-yotch"

So I'm getting pretty annoyed with Person C because of said quote up there. So in my epic attempt to rid my mind of all the crap that is being dumbed on me day by day from school I wanted to devise a little hang out. Here we go again.

This is usually how my weekends go. Me and Tyler (sometimes Nate also) just sitting there thinking "OMFREAKIN'GEEZE! WE NEED LIVES!" and just thinking of "what we could do and who we SHOULD be hanging out with".

Well I decided to take action today. The opportunity arrive at lunch today when AMY COTTA-RELL (that isn't her actual last name...that's just how I will say it some times) said "I need to do something bad". Now realize we were talking about things like toilet papering and getting kicked out of Wal-Mart so I thought "Well lets see. She wants to do something. I want to do something. And out of this little group right here I would probably be the first to attempt to get kicked outta Wal-Mart...Sooo if she wants to do something 'bad' (which we wouldn't actually do anything horrible) then I'm the one she will probably look towards to do said activities with". So we planned over the summer that we are going to go toilet papering multiple times and get kicked out of Wal-Mart, but until then I just asked if she wanted to hang out.

Well that is cool and all because she said "OH HECK YA!" (not exact words...but close enough) but the thing is that every girls parents have this thing of thinking every guy is going to rape (sorry if the language bothers you) their daughter. I'm not a rapist, but sadly guys get pinned as one. So then I had to get other girls so we could all hang out...because there always has to be more than one girl there....ALWAYS =/. So I see Lyssaloo and I said "LYSSA! I'm probably going to get to come to my house and you should come." She accepted and so she is coming. Though I feel sorry for her because the last few times she has come over I think me Nate and Tyler have bored her to death. That is usually my crappy planning skills.

But tonight...unless my uber failness kicks in...should be good. Though I am uber fail and haven't really planned much to do...all I know is that some people are coming over and I don't really know who...now that I think about it I really should call more people since I FINALLY found the school directory.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Hum-grum-guggle-ug

Well I'm torn on what to write about. I could write about my "bucket list" which is freakin amazing! Then again I could write about the list of people who hate me for reasons that seem a little unfair in my case. THEN I could write about the dumb-fut WoW night I just had...but that subject is not to be discussed on this blog...just mention...I have another blog for WoW.

EENIE MEANIE MINEY MO!

Drum roll please!

What is 'brief description of one and two'?

CORRECT!

OK my bucket list is probably the most waked out totally the shiz not really to a point bucket list out there.

In a brief list I have items like

I have to sue someone

I have to "invent" glow in the dark edible watermelons

I have to own a Corvette or else my life won't be complete

I have to star in at least 1 well known movie

I have to get married

and last but not least on my brief description, I have to die in a black hole. Now of course that HAS to be the VERY LAST thing I do on this list.

I have others, but those are the main ones. Pretty epic huh?

Now onto the "Let's hate Jason for reasons that can be rather lop-sided reasons of hating Jason"

APPARENTLY I piss people off REALLY easily without trying to and having no intention to. Like the newest moment I had of adding someone onto "the list". (Names shall remain secret to the public view for safety reasons. Please do NOT ask who said people are because I WILL NOT answer names so said people won't hate me more. Though this post will OBVIOUSLY spark contention with some people I feel I have the FULL RIGHT to state MY SIDE of said situations. Viewer Discretion Advised. Thank You)

So at lunch one one day where the sun was shining and everyone was happy and we all LOVED each other so much and everything was "Chip Chip Cheerio" soon...SOMEHOW...turned south fast.

Person A "So I got a 14/20 on an assignment so I asked the teacher if they could change it to a 20/20 and they did"

Me "Well that is dumb! If I were to be a teacher and some kid comes up to me and complains about a grade THEY EARNED and doesn't totally destroy their grade I would dock them. 'Oh you got a 14...well how does 13 sound...maybe 12...'. I mean honestly if THEY EARNED AND DESERVED that grade then by all means they shouldn't come up to the teacher and complain for 6 POINTS. I honestly would not tolerate that if I was a teacher. No offence Person A but I would lower your score if I was the teacher."

Well I went on and on talking about if I was a teacher how I would run things and I had Kyron totally agreeing with me. (I say his name because he won't get mad). So I kinda turned away from Person A to talk to Kyron and we went over how we would run a class. Well APPARENTLY Person A got offended by my words and behind me was talking to Person B and how they were all offended. Person B tried to defend me but Person A got offended.

Now I AM Sorry if I did offend Person A. I had no intention to and I was talking in a general sense, not specifically to you. I'm cool if you raised your grade with by asking the teacher, I'm just saying I don't think it is really fair if you did get a 14/20 and just asked to raise it. And if I was a teacher, to which I am not, I think I would lower a grade if a kid did that. Life lessons, you (in a general sense no specifically to Person A) can't always get exactly what you want just by asking, and if you aren't satisfied with what you actually earned maybe you can do better next time and strive to achieve perfection, because in a real world you can't just say the first day on a job "BOSS! I need a 6 dollar raise because I am not satisfied with what I get". It is a learning experience of "OK I would like to do more, so what should I do? I should do my best and work my hardest to have my boss realize that I am a hard worker and deserve that raise for my hard work"

It's all about what you earn.

So next story on my list deals with Person C and a never ending spiral down that started with a musical, and a crush...also Facebook.

(EXTREMELY long story that I shan't go into detail about)

Well at the end of this little romance things ended badly, words were exchanged, "eyes were open", and Person C hates me FOREVER. I don't exactly blame Person C for being mad for a little while...but for how long it has been going and for what Person C does, I start to think "OK my Immature radar is going crazy".

OK it's one thing if you semi avoid someone for a while then get over it. It's another if you TOTALLY avoid someone and never get over it. THEN! It is TOTALLY ANOTHER thing if you TOTALLY avoid someone, start telling secrets to people about someone whenever you see them, AND take people out of a group they are talking to and tell them about the person.

Ya! Person C will literally take someone out of a group of people I'm talking to and tell secrets about me and how "annoying" I am. Not once, not twice, not even three times, BUT COUNTLESS TIMES! Not only do they say one thing, not two things, not even three things, BUT COUNTLESS THINGS about how I'm "annoying".

Look, I can be annoying sometimes, but I wouldn't call it annoying, I'd call it outgoing and extremely social. So when practically couldn't live without me for 7 months and then magically say I'm annoying when I didn't change at all then you have UBER FAIL PROBLEMS! The Fail DPS that can only pull 1.5k. The Noob tank with 3.6k GS and can't hold aggro worth his life. The "OMG that was the healer" Healer that can't keep a tank up during a trash pull of 2.

When I start describing you with WoW terms it has to be one extreme (good) or another (bad)...just guess at what extreme I'm talking about.

I wouldn't be so bugged if you weren't so immature for everything.

In the end I get hated for stupid reason.

Person A: Dislikes me
Person B: We are totally tight and they always have my back. Also no drama comes from them =D
Person C: Is acting WAY to immature about things and honestly needs to move one and get off your dang high horse!

Sorry if I make you upset but if you were a little slower to judge then I would have no reason to be writing this peace of blog nation.

Plus I joke a lot so don't take things too serious too fast, I only joke and rant because it is a way to express myself...I'm the joker ranter kid...that's why I blog.

So I REALLY hope these issues, and a bunch of others I did not mention, can be resolved and I just want to be friends.

Also spell check finally came onto my blog post page, and boy is it helpful! =)

Peace out Girl-Scout

Love you!

My spell check

We all know that I can't spell worth my life...even if I'm trying my hardest to spell something right. =/ hmm. So with lack of resources and a heap of unused brains in my head I devised a way to spell check my spelling. It's far from 100% reliable...maybe 27% but it is a heck of a lot better than the 0% I used to have.

GOOGLE! Yes that is right, Google. Google is my new and improved spell check. Whenever I come to a word that I am not sure about I do these easy steps.

1. Sound it out to make myself look like a third grader.

2. Type it a few times in various ways

3. Type it into the google search bar that is at the top of my screen and what ever comes up as a "common search" I just go off that.

=)

I'm a genius.

And from that my spelling has semi gone up.

Now a way I have to spell a lot of things like People and Orange and Paper and such I eather have to

1. Sing the little song they teach you in Kindermagarten (my epic way of saying Kindergarten)

2. Actually say it letter by letter.

If I don't do that I sit there at words like People not knowing how in the world to spell it. P-E-O-P-L-E.

So that is my thought of the day. Tomorrow I will do my weekly update because I was writing "You've been quoted 2" for a while and it is still going.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

You've been quoted 2

Things people have said. Most wont make sence if you weren't there.

If there is no line between sayings then it they are in a pair and go together.

(In no specific order)

"SHE MESSAGED ME! DON'T YOU GET IT?" Dad

"Nate have you been spraying coconut perfume...well maybe it was Bingham" Me
"Ya it was Bingham" Me, Ryan, and Paige

"Does your butt say 'booty queen'?" Me

"Me and Star are going to make homemade videos...if you know what I mean" Guy in my guild
"PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET!" A different person in my guild

"Maybe you could dance on the table, then it could get interesting" My aunt

"Why don't you just freeze your (fill in anatomically* correct name for male area), and smash em with a hammer, because you are obviously not using em!" Nate K.

"Did you loose at colors?" Me

"You pee loud" Me and Tyler

"You know my son Tyler? You REALLY have to stop peeing on him" Random lady in a dream I had

"He sneezed so hard, the snot bounced off his hand and went into his eye" Me

"Your killin me smalls" Me and Tyler (from sandlot)

*giggle giggle* "You won the dress" Kelsey

"Naturally" Curtis
"Naturally" Me
"Naturally" Curtis

"The Volkswagon Death fart" Dan

"Whats that noise" Mrs. Corry
"Thats my heart" Clint
"Oh so you do have one?" Mrs. Corry

"Hey guys" Taylor
"Do you hear that" Tyler
"ya that high pitched squeek" Adam
"Uh guys" Taylor
"THERE IT IS AGAIN!" Tyler

"Tyler you SNIFFED the man" Me
"I was seeing what cologne he had on" Tyler D.

"I TRY to explain things but all of you lesser beings can't understand em" Me

"That was the quickest quickey I've EVER heard of" Me
"Ya we practice" Jed

"I want to name it 'The Retarded dance we made in Social Dance dance'" Me

"DUH SUN IS MY FAVORITE PLANET! and duh erf is otay too" Me

"With a cherry on top?" Tyler
"With a cherry on top" Davis
"WELL I HATE CHERRIES!" Tyler

"I think the advances in technology are FASCINATING!" Me

"Jason I think that poo was making you fun" --

"...why don't we...go upstairs..." *creepy face* Nate

"Do you just have balls that magically come out of your hands?" Kandis (not dirty)

"It's like muppets treasure island" Lyssa
"Ya muppets treasure island on CRACK!" Me
"Dude it was made by the Canadians" Tyler
"OOOOOHHHH that explains so much" Me

"There was a Mckenna girl I was talking to. She goes to Legacey" Ashlyn
"THATS MY MCKENNA!" Me

"OMG KYLE?!?! Dude I haven't seen you since third grade...and my best memory of you is when we were in my basement and you kicked a rubber ball into my face" Me
"Haha I remember that" Kyle

"What elementary did you all go to" Girl I don't know at the theatre festival
"Well I'm a preppy...North Davis Prepatory Acadamy" Me
"OOOO I'm sorry" different girl I don't know

"I SWEAR I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE!" ^ that girl
"Okay!" Me
"THIS IS GOING TO PISS ME OFF IF I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!" same girl
"Okay!" Me
"You know, no one likes your snotty attitude" same girl
"OKAY!" Me

"When you are with a beautiful girl, you don't talk about all of the hot girls you have seen in flower shops" Dad
"It's not that I want to WOO Lyssa. I mean we are shop buddies, we can talk about anything" Me

"Another tip, Girls don't like WoW players" Dad (LIER! LIER! LIER!)

"WHERE IS THE WoW STAIR!?!? THERE WAS NO WoW STAIR!" Me

"We need to extend our boundaries" Nate

"Hello. This is the Russian Mob. Prepare to die!" Nate

"This is Tachers Quarm, its time to step it up" Adam

"You don't just promise doughnuts and just not bring them" Me

TBC

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

I won?! teehee

Well this week just gets better and better and better and you get the gist right now but it just gets better and better.

Though I am VERY excited to get to the point I have to go in order starting from the Regional Dance I was just at where all the fun began.

Regional dances are cool and all, and they are very worth going to on a Saturday night. Well at this dance my goal was not to ask anyone to dance and see how many girls asked me. More asked than I thought...which is cool. I guess that gives me a little more room to be a little more cockey*. Well in the end I danced with Ashlyn 3 times, which ain't bad at all, and Melanie messed up my tie and was trying over and over to retie it...not the best tie tying job I've ever seen, but she tried.

Later in the dance I get a text from my sister asking about what my Facebook status meant and this whole shpeel. She wasn't to happy, not about the post, but about how I'm to afraid to invite a girl over to the house...I come up with too many excuses. =/. (man up dude! take charge!) And from there I was like "Well she is right...I do make excuses...but I love Kelsey."

Dancing, dancing, talking, dancing Michael Jackson, talking, dancing, over.

Now we all have to stand outside (which it felt REALLY nice outside) and wait for our rides.

*buzz buzz buzz buzz* Oh I'm getting a text...wait thats a call.

"Kelsey Tebbs" pops up on my phone and I will admit I thought "UGH what does she want? I explained my Facebook status already"

"Hello"
*chuckle chuckle* "You won the dress"
"WHAT?!?!?!"
"Ya you won the dress for me"
"OMG (in a little school girl aka Justin Beiber voice) NO WAY" (joking about me having a high voice...I mean come on...I'm a Bass)
"Ya they made a whole post about it"
"NO WAY READ IT!"
"Its really long and talks about random stuff. You will have to read it on your own"
"WOW! Well happy birfday"
"Thankyou"
"Aren't I the bestest Little (but bigger) brother ever?"
"yes you are. Well I have to go Love you"
"Love you too"

I just stand their laughing in amazement. Then Amanda comes up and she's like "what?" "I just won a dress for my sister in a contest I entered" and just sat and laughed. She couldn't believe it eather and started laughing at me laughing.

I get home rush to the computer to read the post and boom "Shabby Apple not to Shabby winner"

"Well we frolicked down the hall, how are we going to pick, random choosing thing and ENTER" (not trying to be mean to those guys...I just want to hurry and get to the good stuff)

That sums up the beggining of the post.

Well the first person was not me. "DANG KELSEY SHE LIED" but I read on.

Wait the entry wasn't valid.

Next one. Not me. Not valid.

Next one. Not me. Not valid.

WTF IS HAPPENING!?

"#13....Well she blogged about us....Wait....This isn't a girl it's a guy....well fair is fair and he won....he should make out with girls and use the dress as leaverage....check out his blog....wait he is going to give it to his sister for her birthday? QUICK DELETE THE COMMENT SO YOU CAN SNOG WITH GIRLS!"

That pretty much sums up how it went.

So I won a dress from MBP that I am going to give to my sister. Now...how do I get the dress...hmm.

Well thanks guys for not kicking me out of the contest cause I'm a dude. I did it for my sister and things just fell into place. (I used "The Secret" to help me win. Basically Positive thinking brings Positive outcomes...now if only I can win the laptop giveaway I'm in)

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Cast Partay! (before and after)

'Twas a very eventful night Friday night with ups and downs and all arounds. Everything from Adam bumming out then coming up with a master plan, to getting yelled at for a misplaced credit card.

Tyler "Well tonight is the cast party...and Nate is coming over"
Me "What should we do?"
Tyler "I don't know, we can't bring him, but I don't want to leave him"
Adams Text "I'm coming to get you guys, get ready"
My Text "We haven't decided what to do with Nate"
Adams Text "Well hurry!"

So Friday was the cast party for the musical people. Fun. But Nate was requested to come over after a series of events me and Tyler didn't think about. So upon Nate's arival at Tyler's house we had to do some quick thinking. We could: A. Bring Nate along and see how people take it (risky) B: Leave Nate and go to the party (kinda sounded mean) or C: Stay home with Nate (but we could have missed something epic). Hmm what to do. I feel kinda bad for Nate but we went to the party. I mean the party was planned for a while and we were invited and no one there would have known Nate. Maybe 5 people would have. But we went, and he found something else to do.

Now a car ride with Adam's parents is always fun. Adam is just like his dad, the jokesters, and his mom is more kinda serious. So Yin and Yang are compatable. Now Adam's mom is VERY strict about girls...VERY strict. So me being me I decided I would make her a little worried for her sweet little baby boy (aka Adam Beiber). Adam has never kissed a girl, not that it is a bad thing I totally respect him, but It's fun to joke around about that stuff when his mom is in the area.

Me "Kristen (Adam's mom) today I will make your son become a MAN!"
Adam's mom "And how are you going to do that?"
Me "Today Adam will kiss a girl, and this is the PERFECT party to do it at"

Well she did get a little worried...I don't think she trusts me very much...hmm. And right when I step out of the car (because by this time Tyler, Tyler, and Adam had already reached the front door) I say "Don't worry, I'll make sure your son is FULLY satisfied" and ran off. I wish I could have known what she was thinking at that moment.

So when we arive not much is going on. We were fashinable on time, so we had to wait for the fasionable late people to show up. To make this easier I will write a list of some events.

Smeer the queer. (guys only cause no girls were brave enough)
Anoying little kid with fire crackers.
"The Love Bench" (nothing nasty)
Sammy failing not once, not twice, not three times, but countless times trying to get a soccer ball away from me throughout the night.
Girl landing totally on her head while slipping on the wet grass during the setup of he backflip.
Floor flexing so much I wouldn't have been suprised if it totally broke through to the basement.
Annie sitting on Chace's lap the WHOLE party! (very very odd)
Taylor having his only friend at the party be a 6 or 8 year old (somewhere between those 2)
and other stuff

So during this party I tell Adam
"Ok who do you want to kiss to become a MAN!"
"I'm not doing it Jason"
"Oh come on, you don't want to have a sweet sixteen, and this is perfect party to loose your virgin lips at"
"Nope I'm going to have a sweet sixteen. Both of my parents did, so I'm going to"
"Come on man, I didn't even have a sweet 15, It's not that bad...why wait till highschool anyway"
"When I'm sixteen and actually can kiss girls without people judging me for being young, trust me, I will line up girls and kiss all of them. I will kiss girl after girl after girl."
"Well...never thought of that...ok here is you choice. You can eather loose em now, or kiss a TON of girls in high school, and trust me I will make sure you line up girls and kiss em all. Now if you choose to loose em now you have...umm...maybe Kandis, or Hannah. Oh Sammy is over there."
"Oh Aubrian was eyeing me"
"Thats a good choice"
"I'm joking Jason, I'm going to have a sweet sixteen"

And from that the conversation ended and we went on. I still have full respect for Adam.
Time passes and party is over. Now on the car ride home Tyler W's parents got us. Oh a car ride home with Dan is just as fun as a car ride with Adam's parents. Now Dan is a BIG dude, and is funny as heck. He has some funny stories that get funnier every time he says them. This is the story of Aneita* (not exact words but pretty close)

Dan "Ok so this Aneita girl she was weird, like REALLY weird. One day I was walking down the hall the day of the girls choice dance, and from behind a locker Aneita jumps from behind a locker and says 'HEY' and it was one of those 'ahhh' kinda 'hey's'. Now she looks me right in the eye and says 'Are you going to the dance' and I have to say 'uuhhh I don't know, no one has asked me' to which she replies 'Well I'm asking you know and your going' and this was those 'you cant say no' moments. Now Aneita smelt bad, REALLY BAD, like if you stuck a rotting egg in a smelly old shoe and burried it in the back yard for three weeks and dug it up again then smelt it, I WISH she smelt that good. Now I am quite abit taller than she is so to put her arms around my shoulders she would have to reach up and those pits just let out an AWEFUL smell. The worst part was, was she only wanted to dance the slow songs, so if we did her pits would be open the whole time. So my idea was dance the fast songs, so she wouldn't have to rais her arms. Well that backfired because she started to sweat, and I mean SWEAT! Now she smelled even worse, and I didn't know that was possible. I promised myself I would never date Aneita again"

He has another story about "the blue flush" but you would have to ask him about it, I can't tell em very well and I don't want to type it out because I have more to talk about.

So at 11 o'clock I get a call from my parents. We were still driving home so I asumed they were just checking where I was and if I was coming home. Well thats not what happend.

My dad "Jason I lost my wallet and I'm pretty sure I left it at Olive Garden last night when we went to dinner. So I need you to call them and ask if I left it there"
Well I didn't want to so I simply asked "well why can't you do it" because I thought he was at home and not driving home from Salt Lake I think.

Well that made him pop a fuse. He starts yelling at me and blah blah blah about how I should go find HIS wallet, he didn't even ask me nicely or explain why he needed me to. If he would have simply said "Jason I realized I lost my wallet and I was wondering If you could call Olive garden and see if they have it. I would but I am driving home and you will be home before I am" I would have been fine.

So I get home at 11:25 and think "why the heck would anyone be at Olive Garden this late. I ain't calling." so I get on World of Warcraft.

Oh when my dad comes home and finds out I'm sitting there on WoW and haven't called yet boy was he TICKED off (I did that just for you guys).

After his yelling and my sitting there I was suprised I wasn't grounded. He called Olive Garden and they had his credit card and then we resolved it pretty fast and simple.

In the end It was a good night, and over all a pretty fantastic week.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

M Day!

I'm a goof, I know that, and I may come up with some pretty weird things, but I like who I am and I like what I do.

So everyone says "Is today an A day or a B day", oh I am reffering to school here, but I think to myself "is today a M day or an A day". Now for all schooling purpose I do say A and B day but this isn't really about schooling schedual, its people schedual. Confused about why? Maybe maybe not. So I am going to expound on all of my reasoning without giving TOO much away.

Today was a M day and it turned out to be really good. Although at the begging of M day I was worried. I knew yesterday that some poeple were going to be gone for reasons and realized they were going to be gone on M day. So I figured without a M there is no M day and its just a regular A day. (school A days are people M days and school B days are people A days...I have a system)

So since M won't be here I won't have a M day today, and the very sad thing is it couldn't have even been a P day or T day. So today was suppose to suck.

Well I walk into school with my fancy snatchy outfit on ready for my Social Dance test with no M in sight...and again no P in sight eather, and that made me sad. When I was just about to put my head down something caught my eye. OMG IT'S M!

Well that wasn't suppose to happen, but I'm glad it ended up to be that way.

So I expect this M day to be like every other M day, but this M day was different. It was one of the most M filled M days ever, and probably my favorite M day so far this semester.

In the end I had a good M day, and a good school A day.

Sorry for the confusion. You wouldn't get it unless you realized what M and A is, but I had to blog about my Happy M day.

And aparently blue is my color...who knew.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

Love you!

Don't Worry!

So I have officially made a second blog. So now all things WoW are going to go over to that one. I will still have the pictures I already have up on here but everything new and such and all the WoW stuff I have to say will go over there. Now for the 5 people that read my blog I don't expect you to read my other one, because I'm not writing to you, I'm writing to WoW people. And seeming as how all you guys think WoW is a sin and you LLLLLOOOOOAAAAATTTTTTHHHHHH it then stay away from it and just keep reading this here blog that you are curently reading.

I hope some poeple are happy.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

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THIS IS IT!

I think I have found a picture that will make everyone happy. I am keeping the black background and all of the other picture, but I just changed the first picture you see. And I have to say I am pretty epic!

Just to make sure. (please read)

Ok even though I have a bunch of WoW pictures on here doesn't mean I'm blogging about WoW. I just like the WoW. I am NOT going to blog about WoW. So if you thought that is what I was going to do it is not.

Sorry for the mix up if there was one.

Directions to awesome dress.

Though only 5 or so people read my blog I know there are those out there that are girls. So a blog that I follow (http://mormonbachelorpad.blogspot.com/) is doing a giveaway and I want those that are interested in Moddest is Hottest dresses and would possibly enter a giveaway a chance to win. I'm actually thinking about my readers.

So go to their blog http://mormonbachelorpad.blogspot.com/ and check out their giveaway.

Pretty simple rules, easy to enter, and its an amazingly Moddest is Hottest dress. I mean this thing is BEAUTIFUL and MODDEST! So why not take a look at it.

Again if you missed it check out http://mormonbachelorpad.blogspot.com/ and see if you possibly want to win a dress from Shabby Apple. They also have a code that will get you 10% off of a Shabby Apple item if you just want a Shabby Apple item.

I would also suggest, if you have a blogger acount, to follow them. They are freaking hilarious and write amazing stories that are all true. (I think).

One more time it's http://mormonbachelorpad.blogspot.com/. I highly suggest, if you don't enter, to follow them.

Peace out Girl-Scout!

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